It is that time of year that Mommy tells us to be good so Santa Claws will give us presents. So us kitties have been very good. Mommy has not been feeling good for many, many days now. So we have been taking care of her.
Whenever she lays down, we lay on top of her to take away the sickies. We purr to her because purring makes us feel good so it must make her feel good. We give her cat massage. She likes it better when Mr. Antisocial does it because she says I go too fast, but he is so slow he falls asleep. I don't know what we did wrong, but instead of getting better, she shared it with the Daddy and still feels bad.
Monster has not been good. He still chases us. He sometimes puts his mouth on my neck. So I yell, yell, yell so Mommy and the Daddy hear me. Sometimes I yell when the Monster looks at me. They yell at him and I laugh because I got him in trouble. It is fun getting him in trouble.
With lots and lots of love,
Baby Kitty
Halloween came. I got to pass out candy to a lot of short people, and they petted me. It was fun.
I graduated from school. My teacher gave Mommy and Daddy my diploma. They won't give it to me because they think I will eat it. I bet it is tasty. My teacher then invited me over to play with some other puppies. It was fun.
Mommy got sick and stayed home with me for some days. It was fun.
Daddy then got sick and stayed home with me for some days. It was fun.
Thanksgiving came. Someone Mommy called "Ant" gave me rice and turkey bone. It was so yummy. My tummy didn't like it and gave it back to Mommy and Daddy the next day, but it was fun.
Daddy brought a lot of pretty things from the attic. He says it is for something called Criss Mas. He and Mommy are going to decorate the house this weekend. Mommy wants to take me to get my picture taken with someone called Santa Claws. She says he will give me presents for Criss Mas. I hope it is a bone. It will be fun.
Having fun,
Sweet Boy
It is cold. I want to hide under the blanket. But I'm stuck doing this crap. I'm outta here.
- Mr. Antisocial
